The Catholic’s as smart as the Hindu, The Hindu’s as smart as the Jew, The Jew’s as smart as the astronaut, Who’s only as smart as you.
The banker’s as smart as the baker, The baker’s as smart as the cop, The cop’s as smart as the lawyer is smart as a boy is so smart as a jock.
The busker’s as smart as the barber, Barber as smart as the priest, And the priest is smart as the mother is smart as the juggler is so smart as a thief.
And the thief is one smart cookie, The thief’s as smart as the clerk. The clerk is as smart as the trucker is smart as the pilot is so smart as the street.
So let the ego fly! Fly away! Let the ego fly! Fly away!
The Buddha’s as smart as Jesus, Jesus as smart as the law, The law as smart as science, And science is so smart as your palm.
Your palm is as good as its reader, The reader as smart as the book, And the book is smart as the caveman, Caveman so smart like a president is smart as a hobo is smart as a compass was smart when it shook.
So let the ego fly! Fly away! Let the ego fly! Fly away!
Darwin was one great thinker, Darwin’s as smart as your friend, Your friend as smart as your enemy, And your enemy is smart as his friends are smart as the verdicts are smart as you.
You are so smart as a donkey, And donkey as smart as a cat, Cat so clever as a worm is clever as a whale is as smart as an ant.
So let that ego fly! Fly away! Let the ego fly! Fly away!
An ant is so smart as a spider, A spider as smart as it’s web Its web so smart as a computer is smart as a battery is smart when its dead.
Dying is as smart as living, Living as smart as lying down, Rest is a smart activity, As smart as bouncing around.
This meditating on a smartness, May be meditating on the wise, But don’t get too in it or above it, Because wisdom’s one clever disguise.
Because wisdom is smart as vacation is smart as the truth as smart as its guise.
So Let the ego fly! Fly away! Let the ego fly! Fly away!
Let the ego fly! Fly away! Let the ego fly! Fly away! |